If Touching Yourself is Wrong, I Don’t Want to be Right!

What’s going on people? Look anyone can understand the benefits of male masturbation. But is too much masturbation…too much? When I think about it, I’ve had arguments or should I say “loud discussions” with my wife over whether I’m masturbating too much and so I got nothing left for her. Or I’m not masturbating enough so somehow this means that my sex drive is down which means, I don’t want to have sex with her! What gives? I like to masturbate for the obvious reasons but it also helps me to understand my own stroke count. As comedian Kat Williams cracked in his 2008 stand-up routine, you gotta know your own stroke count! Kat explains it very simply, how are you going to know how long you can please your woman if your own orgasm is as much of a surprise to you as it is to her?

You have to admit that Kat has a funny way at looking at masturbation in order to know your stroke count. Trust me fellas I know how important it is to know what that stroke count is. Fact is I know what my stroke count is but would never share that since my wife could care less just as long as I’m taking care of her needs. Hell, no one else should care about your stroke count either but you better know! What stroke is it that takes you from full to half-mast? When I know I’m getting to that point I pull out and release some but it’s like the “reset” Kat jokes about, and the long stroking continues!

Fellas! Come on now just like any professional athlete must practice, practice, practice it’s no different with the game of sex. Masturbation is the practice field where you hone your skills to be ready when the lights are on or off! So I’ll ask you again…do you know what your stroke count is?

By Deen Creston

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